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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 12:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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