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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Младеж пред военна комисия</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>В казармата</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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