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		<title>Евреин изважда от морето златната рибка</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<![CDATA[Евреин изважда от морето златната рибка. Тя го оглежда внимателно и пита: - Евреин? - Аха! - По-добре ме сготви!]]></description>		

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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 12:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<![CDATA[Седи един евреин и плаче. Някакъв човек го пита: - Защо плачеш? - Хупих си два билета от лотарията и спечелих кола. - Тогава защо плачеш? - Защо купих два билета, защо?!?!]]></description>		

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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 12:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Срещат се двама евреи</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<![CDATA[Час по математика в І-ви клас на еврейско училище. Учителят пита: - Деца, колко прави 2 + 2? Децата в хор: - 4, господин учителю! Учителят: - Точно така деца! 2 + 2 = 4. Най-много &#8211; на 5. Който иска да е повече от 5, да отиде от другата страна на улицата и да [...]]]></description>		

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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<![CDATA[Надпис на митницата на влизане в Израел: &#8222;Не се прави на хитър &#8211; тук ВСИЧКИ са евреи!&#8220;]]></description>		

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		<title>Американският президент е на посещение в Израел</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HardCore</dc:creator>
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		<![CDATA[Американският президент е на посещение в Израел и отиват заедно с израелския президент на поклонение пред Стената на плача. Американецът пита: - Може ли да се помоля на бога да ми помогне в следващата избирателна кампания? - Може, но все пак имай предвид че говориш със самия Бог! - А може ли да го помоля [...]]]></description>		

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